Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Did You Ever?




This is a work in progress; but due to the slow nature of recent posts I thought I would just put it out there as something to chew on until motivation returns.
Keep praying,
Justin Buford



Did you ever have 20 teenage girls in your kitchen looking at you as if you were an alien?
Did you ever dip your chicken in the wasabi thinking it was guacamole and prayed no one was secretly taping you as you did the "Oh my God dance”?
Did you ever compete with a mouse and lose?
Did you ever fall asleep while your spouse was talking?
Did you ever wish that you could send yourself a message 30 years in the past?
Did you ever steal a pig?
Did you ever take a stolen pig to the Varsity?
Did you ever have a sink hole in your backyard and think of the people you would like to put in it?
Did you ever take a wrong turn just for the parent following you?
Did you ever claim to have read the LOTR series to impress a certain guy? But didn't really? (That would be The Lord of the Rings)
Did you ever buy a noisy gift for a niece or nephew just to get revenge?
Did you ever pick up a child’s room using a trash bag?
Did you ever wake up just to listen to your spouse talk in their sleep?
Did you ever dance around the house for hours while no one was home?
Did you ever go to an outdoor wedding when the temperature was 95 and the humidity was 100%?
Did you ever lose your keys only to find them locked in your car after searching for hours?
Did you ever take a date to Waffle House?
Did you ever listen to your child’s butt call and get TMI?

to be continued…